OK, as a general rule, almost 100% of all sketchy motels are 1 story. I’m not sure if it’s something with the zoning saying that anything over 1 story can’t get their bathroom meth lab permit, but they’re mostly sketch without the need of stairs. But as the New England Patriots say, rules were meant to be broken.
This is a local motel is called the Kingsley Inn and Suites and is East of Dallas right where it becomes Garland. I have no idea where this road is and neither should you. There is nothing on it. There is a liquor store (with a badass Doritos truck in clear frame), the 3 stories of sketchy motel, and fucking nothing else. I did a panoramic view of it and there is legit nothing around. Like when all the woodland creatures flee from an erupting volcano, it’s like commerce knew something we didn’t. What did the bunnies of capitalism know? Maybe something having to do with this headline in the Dallas Morning News:
“2 Teens Arrested on Capital Murder Charges After Garland Police Say Sex Party Ended in Stabbing”
The people arrested are 17 and 18. The victim? A DUDE FORTY FUCKING YEARS OLD. The sex party of nightmares!
Just reading that made me want to ugly cry with a Four Loko in the shower. So, let the moral of this story be that you should never judge a book by its three story cover, because there’s probably a 40 year old dude banging a teen after the table of contents page.
